American Pie Presents the Naked Mile
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Ross Thomas Jake Siegel Steve Talley

Whhhhhyyy would anyone create an American Pie 4, 5, or 6??! Ask yourself… what could this movie possibly be about?! There is no plot, no meaning, and no comedy in this movie! The fact that it even got a 5.0 rating makes me sick to my stomach. After accidentally seeing 20 minutes of this movie I knew I had to write a review about the “horror” I had just witnessed. It makes me want to find, and torture the writers of this movie, let alone the people that PAID money to produce this filth! These actors got PAID?!?! WTF! Every scene tops the charts as the next worse joke in the history of comedy. How the actors in this movie ever agreed to subject themselves to such worthless “humor” I could never imagine. It would take a HUGE paycheck for me to watch myself look so absolutely ridiculous and UN-funny in a movie as sad as this one… and after seeing their acting skills I can tell you they weren’t paid THAT much! Please do ME a favor, and anyone else with a brain a favor, DON’T watch this movie! If I see an American Pie 7, 8, or 9, called something along the lines of “50 Cent Blow Jobs” I will have no faith in the future of the movie industry. Take the production money and do something better with it, like haul my useless junk around the world. This movie even manages to strip all humor from midget jokes. It’s a sad…sad movie.

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